What we bring to a difficult sale
What we have learned from divorce sales is that the process matters as much as the price. Anything that requires the two of you to cooperate repeatedly turns into one more argument.
So we make it single step. One visit, one written offer, one closing date, and everything through the attorneys if that is preferable. We will also say honestly whether listing the Uniondale house would put more into the pot to divide, because you should hear that before the settlement is drafted rather than after.
Getting a firm figure on the Uniondale marital home
The largest asset in most divorces is the house, and it is the one nobody can price until it sells. So the divorce stalls on a guess, and each side's guess tends to favor the person making it.
What we provide is one written number on an Uniondale house in its current condition, the same number to both parties on the same day. It converts the biggest open question in the divorce from an argument into a figure everybody is working from.
Why local knowledge changes the number
The median has slipped 1.95% year over year as of 2026-10. It is a small move, but a softening market punishes the houses that need work first - buyers with choices do not choose the project. At a $684,649 median, Uniondale is a market where buyers expect to do some work. That helps a seller with a dated house and hurts one with a genuinely broken one, because the pool that will take on a project is not the same pool that will take on a gut. Houses here take a median of 50 days to go from listed to under contract, and that clock only starts once the property is ready to show.
Uniondale is roughly 32,473 people in Nassau County, ZIP 11553, and the housing stock is mostly cape cod, colonial, ranch. Around Hempstead Turnpike and the Nassau Coliseum, most of it is old enough that the mechanicals are on their second or third life. We have been buying across Nassau County for 15+ years. We know what the Uniondale Union Free School District does to a resale price, which blocks still have oil tanks in the ground, and what a house like yours is actually worth here.
No showings, no staging, no strangers
Condition is not a problem here, and in a divorce that matters more than usual, because repairs mean deciding together who pays for them.
We buy as is. Deferred maintenance, a half finished project somebody stopped caring about, contents still in the house. None of it needs resolving before we make an offer on the Uniondale property, and none of it becomes another line item in the divorce settlement.
Setting the closing date yourselves
Divorce timelines and real estate timelines rarely line up on their own. A settlement gets negotiated around a closing date, and then the buyer's lender moves that date twice.
We close with our own funds, so the date we agree is the date. If you need sixty days, take sixty. If you need next month because the divorce is being finalized and nobody wants the house hanging over it, we can usually do that as well.
What the two paths cost in Uniondale
These are the two routes open to you with a house in a divorce, priced against what Uniondale houses actually sell for.
Work it against Uniondale's own numbers. The median sale here is $684,649. A 5% commission on that is $34,232, and seller closing costs of about 2% add roughly $13,693. Those are costs we can cover on our side. That is $47,925 gone before anyone counts the repairs it took to get the house listable.
There are two waits in a listed sale and people usually only count the first. In Uniondale the median house takes about 50 days to go from listed to a signed contract. Then it waits again, typically 45 to 60 days, while the buyer's lender orders an appraisal and underwrites the loan. Call it 95 to 110 days from sign to keys, assuming nothing goes wrong.
The part worth understanding is what a signed contract actually guarantees, which is less than most sellers assume. A retail buyer with a mortgage contingency can walk away right up to the end. If they do not qualify, if the appraisal comes in under the price, if they change their mind and let the financing lapse. A share of deals die exactly there, after months of waiting, and the house goes back on the market with time on it. We are not borrowing anything, so there is no lender to satisfy, no appraisal to come in low and no contingency to exercise.
| Listing with an agent | Selling to us | |
|---|---|---|
| Sale price | $684,649 (Uniondale median) | Our written offer |
| Commission | −$34,232 | None |
| Seller closing costs | −$13,693 | We can cover them |
| Repairs before listing | Out of pocket | None |
| Cleanout | Yours | Ours |
| Showings | Until it sells | One visit |
| Listed to signed contract | 50 days (Uniondale median, once listable) | 24 hours to a written offer |
| Contract to closing | 45 to 60 days (waiting on the buyer's lender) | A date you choose |
| Total wait | 95 to 110 days if nothing falls through | Yours to set |
| Can the buyer walk? | Yes (mortgage contingency runs to the end) | No financing to fall through |
| Before repairs and carrying | $636,724 | The number we put in writing |
The agent column uses a 5% commission and about 2% of seller closing costs, which are typical rather than fixed. It leaves out repairs and holding costs because no two houses are alike there. Where a house is in good condition, listing with a capable agent can beat our number, and we will be upfront if that is the case.
What happens when one spouse will not sell
A surprising number of divorce sales unstick the moment there is a firm number on the table, because most of the disagreement was never really about the house. It was about not knowing.
We will give you that number with no obligation, and we will give it to both sides identically. If it turns out the divorce needs a court ordered sale, your attorney handles that part and we will work to whatever timetable the court sets.
What you do not pay when you sell a house in a divorce
Listing a house in a divorce the usual way brings each of these costs with it. Selling to us brings none of them.
- Agent commission
- $34,232 at 5% of the Uniondale median none
- Seller closing costs
- About $13,693 on a $684,649 sale. We can cover these. none
- Repairs to make it listable
- Whatever it takes to make it listable, paid in advance none
- Cleanout and removal
- Per truckload, before anyone views it none
- Carrying costs while it waits
- Taxes, insurance and utilities through the 95 to 110 days a listing takes to sell and close none
If one of you wants to keep the Uniondale house
Not every divorce should end in a sale. If one spouse wants to keep the house and can refinance into a mortgage in their own name at a payment they can carry alone, that is often the better outcome, particularly where children are involved.
That is a lending question and a legal one, so ask a mortgage broker and your divorce attorney before committing to it. If a buyout does not work, a sale is the usual fallback and we are here for that.
Common questions
Do both of us have to agree to sell the Uniondale house?
Yes, everyone on the deed signs. What we can do is make sure both sides see the identical number on the same day, which removes one of the things divorcing couples most often argue about.
Can the offer go to our attorneys directly?
Yes, and often that is the simplest way to handle it. We have worked divorce sales entirely through counsel before and it usually lowers the temperature for everyone.
Can we sell before the divorce is finalized?
It depends on your agreement and on what your attorneys have arranged. Selling during a divorce rather than after it is common. Ask counsel first, then tell us the closing date you need.
What if my spouse is still living in the Uniondale house?
That is workable. We can view the house at a time that suits whoever is there, and we can set a closing date that gives them a reasonable window to move. Occupancy does not stop us buying.
Will you tell my ex what I said to you?
No. We say the same thing to both of you and we do not relay anything else. That even-handedness is the only way a buyer can be useful in a divorce.